Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan

One hundred million pounds! 

What a lot of Kaka!

Manchester City has opened talks with Italian side

AC Milan over the transfer of their Brazilian player Kaka.

A report on the website of Mediaset, a TV company owned by Milan owner Silvio Berlusconi, suggested City wants Kaka "at all costs".

A City delegation has reportedly met with their Milan counterparts with a bid of £100m and a weekly wage of £500,000 on offer for the 26-year-old.

HOW MUCH?

Let’s try to justify this ridiculous amount of money shall we?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Can’t!

Half the world is starving to death and Shake ya Bellend want to give a man

HALF A MILLION POUNDS A WEEK

To kick a football (albeit gracefully) around a field

If this man wants to earn the respect of Manchester then I suggest that he invests a little more in the city of Manchester and a little less in Manchester City and uses the £100,000,000 transfer fee and the £26,000,000 wage bill on recruiting into gainful employment many hundreds of the city’s unemployed.

He’d get my respect in an instant!

Until then:

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Bell end of the week No. 2:

Boy George

George O Dowd about to suck on a fag!

Bit of an easy target this week really.

Sad fat git spouting tears because he did not want to go to prison.

Well, I guess if a gay man in his 50's does not want to be locked up with hundreds of other men and be deprived of his liberty then maybe, just maybe, he should not have locked up his male prostitute and deprived him of his liberty by chaining him to a radiator and beating him with the bloody chain!!!

His twin brother had this to say:

"That might be something to think about the next time you

DON'T

want to go to prison, you big Bellend"

!!!

Fester O Dowd blowing a 200 watt Osram

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Bellends of the week Number 3.

I trust you noted the plural there?

Cash Point Cripples

I am never less than appalled at the selfish bastards who park in the disabled spaces when they have no right to.

I noted on Saturday in Tescos, Newport, that more than half of the disabled spaces were taken by non badge displaying shitwits.

Is it impossible to walk more than the twenty or so yards the disabled bays are from the store?

Are the selfish buggers genuinely incapable of parking with consideration?

I have a personal hatred of this as my late great mother, Peg, was reduced to a wheelchair in the last few years of her life, so I know whereof I rant!

It's time these indolent, uncaring, selfish ignorant retards were actually taught a lesson:

Higher fines?

No, they don't care!

Points off their licence?

No, they don't care!

 Arm traffic wardens and then allow them to actually cripple the sods?

No, even the Tories would balk at that one!

Got it!!!

Let's begin a campaign of focussed vandalism and start scratching their precious bloody cars!!!

I would like to see Bodicean styled wheelchairs with great big sticky out blades on the hubs of the wheels.

I would like to arm badge carrying drivers with flick knives and watch as they leave a Grand Canyon deep reminder on the sides of these moron's cars.

Hand out tins of spray paint to give the buggers a multi coloured short sharp shock!!!!

I dont think they would risk a second selfish parking!!!

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